Post by Eric Zodik.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
2014 St Patricks Day in Review.
Today is March 25th... only NINE more months 'till CHRISTMAS!!!.
Before we get all whacked out on Christmas Glee, let's review the last week's holiday:
SAINT PATRICKS DAY
Darth Vader is fuckin' EVIL and he wants you to get GOOD AND WASTED because it's SAINT FUCKIN PATRICKS DAY.
Yes... that's it... let the TOXIC FLUID fill your bloodstream... allow the DARK SIDE of the FORCE to fuck up your judgment, compromise your sense of balance and impulse control.
PISS
PUKE
Piss AND Puke
Darth Vader says: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
If some Lucky Charms motherfucker in a green outfit tells you to get wasted because there aren't any more snakes:
FUCKIN DO IT
Yeah...get really green and wasted... both Darth Vader and the fucking leprechaun want you to.
Darth Vader, the Leprechaun, PLUS that little red guy on your shoulder with horns want you to... no... DEMAND you get wasted!!!!
All HAIL the POWER of the color GREEN... and the Dark Side of the Force
I don't see any snakes aground here do you???
Musta done the trick.
Before we get all whacked out on Christmas Glee, let's review the last week's holiday:
SAINT PATRICKS DAY
Darth Vader is fuckin' EVIL and he wants you to get GOOD AND WASTED because it's SAINT FUCKIN PATRICKS DAY.
Yes... that's it... let the TOXIC FLUID fill your bloodstream... allow the DARK SIDE of the FORCE to fuck up your judgment, compromise your sense of balance and impulse control.
PISS
PUKE
Piss AND Puke
Darth Vader says: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
If some Lucky Charms motherfucker in a green outfit tells you to get wasted because there aren't any more snakes:
FUCKIN DO IT
Darth Vader, the Leprechaun, PLUS that little red guy on your shoulder with horns want you to... no... DEMAND you get wasted!!!!
All HAIL the POWER of the color GREEN... and the Dark Side of the Force
I don't see any snakes aground here do you???
Musta done the trick.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Fuckin' the Olympics!!!
This year it's in Russia.
Once over here she can hang out with these chicks and get wasted!!!
USA USA USA
Once over here she can hang out with these chicks and get wasted!!!
USA USA USA
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
TSA: Lookin' at Naked Chicks
Big 'ol article at Politico
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/tsa-screener-confession-102912.html#.Uu1AeXewKgl
By JASON EDWARD HARRINGTON
the best part:
Most of my co-workers found humor in the I.O. room on a cruder level. Just as the long-suffering American public waiting on those security lines suspected, jokes about the passengers ran rampant among my TSA colleagues: Many of the images we gawked at were of overweight people, their every fold and dimple on full awful display. Piercings of every kind were visible. Women who’d had mastectomies were easy to discern—their chests showed up on our screens as dull, pixelated regions. Hernias appeared as bulging, blistery growths in the crotch area. Passengers were often caught off-guard by the X-Ray scan and so materialized on-screen in ridiculous, blurred poses—mouths agape, à la Edvard Munch. One of us in the I.O. room would occasionally identify a passenger as female, only to have the officers out on the checkpoint floor radio back that it was actually a man. All the old, crass stereotypes about race and genitalia size thrived on our secure government radio channels. There were other types of bad behavior in the I.O. room—I personally witnessed quite a bit of fooling around, in every sense of the phrase. Officers who were dating often conspired to get assigned to the I.O. room at the same time, where they analyzed the nude images with one eye apiece, at best. Every now and then, a passenger would throw up two middle fingers during his or her scan, as though somehow aware of the transgressions going on.
By JASON EDWARD HARRINGTON
the best part:
Most of my co-workers found humor in the I.O. room on a cruder level. Just as the long-suffering American public waiting on those security lines suspected, jokes about the passengers ran rampant among my TSA colleagues: Many of the images we gawked at were of overweight people, their every fold and dimple on full awful display. Piercings of every kind were visible. Women who’d had mastectomies were easy to discern—their chests showed up on our screens as dull, pixelated regions. Hernias appeared as bulging, blistery growths in the crotch area. Passengers were often caught off-guard by the X-Ray scan and so materialized on-screen in ridiculous, blurred poses—mouths agape, à la Edvard Munch. One of us in the I.O. room would occasionally identify a passenger as female, only to have the officers out on the checkpoint floor radio back that it was actually a man. All the old, crass stereotypes about race and genitalia size thrived on our secure government radio channels. There were other types of bad behavior in the I.O. room—I personally witnessed quite a bit of fooling around, in every sense of the phrase. Officers who were dating often conspired to get assigned to the I.O. room at the same time, where they analyzed the nude images with one eye apiece, at best. Every now and then, a passenger would throw up two middle fingers during his or her scan, as though somehow aware of the transgressions going on.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Sex Drugs Rock & Roll; Time for another Super Bowl.
Hooray it's Super Bowl time!!!
This year we have the Denver Broncos
(sworn enemy of the Raider Nation)
vs
the Seattle Seahawks
(who beat the San Franciso 49ers so they can't be all bad)
This is the true American New Year. January doesn't count... that's inventory reduction month. Everyone is still hungover from the holidays, miserable because of a failed suicide attempt, or traumatized by a successful murder/suicide attempt within one's own social circle. (Amber Seymour R.I.P.)
Well, fuck all of that! It's time for one more PARTY before we get the rest of this stinkin' year going. Since we don't burn Wickermen, or sacrifice virgins, or have massive slut-oriented pagan orgies anymore it all rides on the SUPERBOWL.
Although the Super Bowl is known for being the #1 Wife Beating Holiday (commonly called domestic violence) and the #1 Prostitute acquiring holiday (ironically called "punting" in the UK)... it turns out that those are all a pack of filthy dirty lies:
4 Misconceptions About the Super Bowl You Probably Believe
According to that article the "Wife Beating" thing is completey made up. Fabricated if you will, by those who wish do besmirch the Great American Holiday. Because really the Super Bowl is a celebration of Testosterone, the wonder-hormone that works wonders!
Over confidence, increased risk taking, increased aggression, impulsive decision making; everything that makes America great. Plus testosterone improves key cognitive functions like memory, focus, and spatial ability. Nothing illustrates the glories of testosterone like the spectacle that is the SUPER BOWL!!!
Too bad Beyonce won't be there for halftime. She was real easy on the eyes. I don't really care who wins the Superbowl and I care even less about the John Frusciante free Chili Peppers (yawn). They better not do that "socks on cocks" gag... I'll just turn the goddamned thing off!!!
So in conclusion: The Broncos cheerleaders are more sexually attractive... but not by much. Denver's Airport is larger than Sea-Tac, but have you tried that salmon they got up there in Washington? So I don't know who will win but the best Super Bowl moment ever was Janet Jackson's sunshine-tit.
Free Crack Pipes in San Francisco
Good news for people who are sick and tired of getting their lightbulbs repeatedly stolen out of the socket, I guess.
SAN FRANCISCO (KCBS)— Supporters of a plan to hand out clean crack pipes to San Francisco drug users say they’re not swayed by city opposition and plan to hand them out anyway. Activists claim that such a program would have many of the same benefits of needle exchanges, essentially connecting users with services that could help them turn their lives around.
...but wait... don't people get AIDS from needles because they directly inject the virus into their blood stream? With crack, the virus is spread through Crack Hos (both male and female). So it seems they ought to be passing out clean Hos not clean pipes.
Laura Thomas of the HIV Prevention and Planning Council has made a formal recommendation to the city’s health department:
“It may seem counter-intuitive, but it’s a great program. Once you can get people into your program, make them feel respected, taken care of them, they’re more likely to want to come back and want to get on HIV meds,” Thomas said.
She's right... it does sound counter intuitive. I'll go as far as saying it sounds bat-shit crazy. We're forcing the taxpayers of SF to buy crack pipes so that the people who piss in the streets and jack off at bus stops "feel respected"? Listen lady, I don't think crack addicts are in it for the respect.
What's next? Free Krokodil?
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Welcome to Electric JesterLand
Come on Baby
I am the ONE
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
I am the Pre-Historic
Monster #1
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
Come on Children
and warship me
unholy father beneath the sea
come on baby I'm the ONLY one
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
50 Years of Beatlemania
My Dad used to tell this joke: What would it take to get the Beatles back together?
A: 3 bullets. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
That was back in 80's before George left this plane to reincarnate as something else. He always hated being a Beatle so maybe he will reincarnate as a roach (the gods like to be "ironic"). Now we are just one RV fire or Paint Huffing gone horribly wrong away from making "Beatles" singular.
Who will be the last Beatle?
That was back in 80's before George left this plane to reincarnate as something else. He always hated being a Beatle so maybe he will reincarnate as a roach (the gods like to be "ironic"). Now we are just one RV fire or Paint Huffing gone horribly wrong away from making "Beatles" singular.
Who will be the last Beatle?
Beyonce at the Grammys
Since the "Twerking Incident" rocked the Diva world earlier this year the race to provoke the most sexual attention has execrated.
Beyonce as you may recall, blew out an electrical transformer at the Superbowl by the mere swaying of her perfectly round buttocks (seen here)
Although the Book of Revelations warned us about this sort of thing, it is certainly enjoyable viewing.
The important thing is that all of our lewd thoughts are all focused on Beyonce.
Beyonce as you may recall, blew out an electrical transformer at the Superbowl by the mere swaying of her perfectly round buttocks (seen here)
Although the Book of Revelations warned us about this sort of thing, it is certainly enjoyable viewing.
The important thing is that all of our lewd thoughts are all focused on Beyonce.
Monday, January 27, 2014
Welcome to Electric Jesterland
Come on Baby
I am the ONE
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
I am the Pre-Historic
Monster #1
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
Come on Children
and warship me
unholy father beneath the sea
come on baby I'm the ONLY one
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
I am the ONE
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
I am the Pre-Historic
Monster #1
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
Come on Children
and warship me
unholy father beneath the sea
come on baby I'm the ONLY one
Father of the Sea I am Leviathan
Gallery of Alien Inspired Art
BIOGRAPHY Paul Laffoley was born to an Irish Catholic family. His father, Paul Laffoley, Sr., the president of the Cambridge Trust Company, was a lawyer and taught classes at Harvard Business School. Early in life, Laffoley, Sr. also did on-stage performances as a medium.
For over forty years Laffoley has continued to seek answers to the ultimate mysteries through his art work. Combining an esoteric knowledge with cutting-edge scientific theory Laffoley charts and maps realms of the unseen and combines a Pop graphic sense with an historic appreciation of medieval manuscripts, tantric texts, and occult diagrams from the enlightenment. His work stands at the very epitome of visionary art.
On Laffoley's account, he spoke his first word ("Constantinople") at the age of six months, and then lapsed into 4 years of silence. He attended the progressive Mary Lee Burbank School in Belmont, Massachusetts, where his draftsman's talent was ridiculed by his Abstract Expressionist teachers. After attending Boston public schools for a short time, Laffoley matriculated at Brown University, graduating in 1962 with honors in Classics, Philosophy, and Art History. Laffoley has written that, in his senior year at Brown, he was given eight electric-shock treatments.
During a CAT scan of his head in 1992, a piece of metal 3/8 of an inch long was discovered in the occipital lobe of his brain, near the pineal gland. Local Mutual UFO Network investigators declared it to be "an alien nanotechnological laboratory." Laffoley has come to believe that the "implant" is extraterrestrial in origin and is the main motivation behind his ideas and theories.
Krokodil Rocks
When most people think of "Crocodile" they imagine something like this:
But according to Wikipedia, Krokodil is something a lot less gay and festive than Sir Elton John http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine
Krokodil aka Desomorphine is a derivative from morphine (an opioid) with powerful, fast-acting sedative and analgesic effects.[1][2][3][4] Patented in 1932,[5] it is around 8–10 times more potent than morphine. It was used in Switzerland under the brand name Permonid[6] and was described as having a fast onset and a short duration of action, with relatively little nausea or respiratory depression compared to equivalent doses of morphine. Desomorphine is derived from morphine where the 6-hydroxyl group and the 7,8 double bond have been reduced.[5] The traditional synthesis of desomorphine starts from α-chlorocodide, which is itself obtained by reacting thionyl chloride with codeine. By catalytic reduction, α-chlorocodide gives dihydrodesoxycodeine, which yields desomorphine on demethylation.[7][8]
According to IBT
tp://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200">http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200">tp://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200 The deadly flesh-eating drug krokodil is not spreading throughout the US, Canada and the UK, despite reports suggesting otherwise. Experts have said it is unlikely the drug has even really left Russia, as it is only used by people in remote parts of the country where heroin has become too expensive or unavailable - it is turned to as a last resort among addicts. In September, reports emerged that two cases of krokodil users had been found in Phoenix, Arizona, at a drug treatment centre. Since then, reports of the drug emerging in several other states have surfaced, with suspected cases found in Illinois, Ohio and Missouri. However the Drugs Enforcement Agency has categorically denied the drug has entered the US, with no laboratory confirmed cases found. Rusty Payne, spokesman for the DEA, told IBTimes UK that while they are investigating, there is nothing to suggest the presence of krokodil. "DEA is aware of and tracking the nation-wide reports of alleged abuse of the controlled substance desomorphine that is found in the drug krokodil, a homemade substitute for heroin invented and used in rural Russia, Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan.
You can view MORE of the horribleness here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/seriously-dont-use-krokodil
But according to Wikipedia, Krokodil is something a lot less gay and festive than Sir Elton John http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine
Krokodil aka Desomorphine is a derivative from morphine (an opioid) with powerful, fast-acting sedative and analgesic effects.[1][2][3][4] Patented in 1932,[5] it is around 8–10 times more potent than morphine. It was used in Switzerland under the brand name Permonid[6] and was described as having a fast onset and a short duration of action, with relatively little nausea or respiratory depression compared to equivalent doses of morphine. Desomorphine is derived from morphine where the 6-hydroxyl group and the 7,8 double bond have been reduced.[5] The traditional synthesis of desomorphine starts from α-chlorocodide, which is itself obtained by reacting thionyl chloride with codeine. By catalytic reduction, α-chlorocodide gives dihydrodesoxycodeine, which yields desomorphine on demethylation.[7][8]
According to IBT
tp://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200">http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200">tp://www.ibtimes.co.uk/krokodil-flesh-eating-drug-spreading-usa-canada-524200 The deadly flesh-eating drug krokodil is not spreading throughout the US, Canada and the UK, despite reports suggesting otherwise. Experts have said it is unlikely the drug has even really left Russia, as it is only used by people in remote parts of the country where heroin has become too expensive or unavailable - it is turned to as a last resort among addicts. In September, reports emerged that two cases of krokodil users had been found in Phoenix, Arizona, at a drug treatment centre. Since then, reports of the drug emerging in several other states have surfaced, with suspected cases found in Illinois, Ohio and Missouri. However the Drugs Enforcement Agency has categorically denied the drug has entered the US, with no laboratory confirmed cases found. Rusty Payne, spokesman for the DEA, told IBTimes UK that while they are investigating, there is nothing to suggest the presence of krokodil. "DEA is aware of and tracking the nation-wide reports of alleged abuse of the controlled substance desomorphine that is found in the drug krokodil, a homemade substitute for heroin invented and used in rural Russia, Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan.
You can view MORE of the horribleness here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/seriously-dont-use-krokodil
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