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Post by Eric Zodik.

2014 St Patricks Day in Review.

Today is March 25th... only NINE more months 'till CHRISTMAS!!!.
Before we get all whacked out on Christmas Glee, let's review the last week's holiday:

SAINT PATRICKS DAY

Darth Vader is fuckin' EVIL and he wants you to get GOOD AND WASTED because it's SAINT FUCKIN PATRICKS DAY.

Yes... that's it... let the TOXIC FLUID fill your bloodstream... allow the DARK SIDE of the FORCE to fuck up your judgment, compromise your sense of balance and impulse control.

PISS

PUKE

Piss AND Puke

Darth Vader says: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

If some Lucky Charms motherfucker in a green outfit tells you to get wasted because there aren't any more snakes:

FUCKIN DO IT

Yeah...get really green and wasted... both Darth Vader and the fucking leprechaun want you to.

Darth Vader, the Leprechaun, PLUS that little red guy on your shoulder with horns want you to... no... DEMAND you get wasted!!!!

All HAIL the POWER of the color GREEN... and the Dark Side of the Force

I don't see any snakes aground here do you???
Musta done the trick.

Beyonce at the Grammys

Since the "Twerking Incident" rocked the Diva world earlier this year the race to provoke the most sexual attention has execrated.

Beyonce as you may recall, blew out an electrical transformer at the Superbowl by the mere swaying of her perfectly round buttocks (seen here)

Although the Book of Revelations warned us about this sort of thing, it is certainly enjoyable viewing.

The important thing is that all of our lewd thoughts are all focused on Beyonce.