No Bra Day

Post by Eric Zodik.

TSA: Lookin' at Naked Chicks

Big 'ol article at Politico http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/tsa-screener-confession-102912.html#.Uu1AeXewKgl
By JASON EDWARD HARRINGTON

the best part:
Most of my co-workers found humor in the I.O. room on a cruder level. Just as the long-suffering American public waiting on those security lines suspected, jokes about the passengers ran rampant among my TSA colleagues: Many of the images we gawked at were of overweight people, their every fold and dimple on full awful display. Piercings of every kind were visible. Women who’d had mastectomies were easy to discern—their chests showed up on our screens as dull, pixelated regions. Hernias appeared as bulging, blistery growths in the crotch area. Passengers were often caught off-guard by the X-Ray scan and so materialized on-screen in ridiculous, blurred poses—mouths agape, à la Edvard Munch. One of us in the I.O. room would occasionally identify a passenger as female, only to have the officers out on the checkpoint floor radio back that it was actually a man. All the old, crass stereotypes about race and genitalia size thrived on our secure government radio channels. There were other types of bad behavior in the I.O. room—I personally witnessed quite a bit of fooling around, in every sense of the phrase. Officers who were dating often conspired to get assigned to the I.O. room at the same time, where they analyzed the nude images with one eye apiece, at best. Every now and then, a passenger would throw up two middle fingers during his or her scan, as though somehow aware of the transgressions going on.

Free Crack Pipes in San Francisco

Good news for people who are sick and tired of getting their lightbulbs repeatedly stolen out of the socket, I guess.

SAN FRANCISCO (KCBS)— Supporters of a plan to hand out clean crack pipes to San Francisco drug users say they’re not swayed by city opposition and plan to hand them out anyway. Activists claim that such a program would have many of the same benefits of needle exchanges, essentially connecting users with services that could help them turn their lives around.

...but wait... don't people get AIDS from needles because they directly inject the virus into their blood stream? With crack, the virus is spread through Crack Hos (both male and female). So it seems they ought to be passing out clean Hos not clean pipes.

Laura Thomas of the HIV Prevention and Planning Council has made a formal recommendation to the city’s health department:
“It may seem counter-intuitive, but it’s a great program. Once you can get people into your program, make them feel respected, taken care of them, they’re more likely to want to come back and want to get on HIV meds,” Thomas said.

She's right... it does sound counter intuitive. I'll go as far as saying it sounds bat-shit crazy. We're forcing the taxpayers of SF to buy crack pipes so that the people who piss in the streets and jack off at bus stops "feel respected"? Listen lady, I don't think crack addicts are in it for the respect.
What's next? Free Krokodil?

Beyonce at the Grammys

Since the "Twerking Incident" rocked the Diva world earlier this year the race to provoke the most sexual attention has execrated.

Beyonce as you may recall, blew out an electrical transformer at the Superbowl by the mere swaying of her perfectly round buttocks (seen here)

Although the Book of Revelations warned us about this sort of thing, it is certainly enjoyable viewing.

The important thing is that all of our lewd thoughts are all focused on Beyonce.

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