Durango Dogs Steal Christmas: Ruby Riot Reviews a Nightmare Before Pacifica
Forget sugar plum fairies and candy canes, Pacifica – the Durango Dogs delivered a heavy dose of rock 'n' roll nightmare fuel for their Christmas show, and I for one couldn't have asked for a more deliciously deranged holiday gift.
Leading the charge was Eric Durango Williams, as his unholy alter ego: an evil cyberpunk clown Santa jester straight out of Tim Burton's stocking. Imagine Krampus on a bender after downing a keg of spiked eggnog, shredding a flaming Les Paul while crowd-surfing on a sea of bewildered holiday revelers. That's Durango at his finest, and this night was no exception.
The band, a masked ninja named "Q" laying down the bass with dark precision and the ever-cool Crispy Cruiser on drums, were the perfect accomplices in this holiday heist. "The Exorcist" and "Devil Dog" were sonic sledgehammers that sent shivers down spines and had fists pumping, while the epic "Leviathan" closed the night like a monstrous gift-wrapped avalanche.
There were quieter moments, too. Opening act The David El Trio brought a welcome dose of warm yuletide joy with their smooth harmonies and acoustic stylings. But when the Dogs hit the stage, it was like throwing coal on a holiday bonfire – the flames roared, the mosh pit churned, and the air crackled with pure, unadulterated rock 'n' roll electricity.
Durango's theatrics were a spectacle in themselves. From guitar-behind-the-back solos to stage dives that would make Santa blush, the man is a one-man circus of sonic mayhem. He's Elvis, he's the Lizard King, he's the deranged spirit of Christmas chaos personified, and he doesn't give a damn if you naughty or nice – you're gonna headbang with a smile.
So, did the Durango Dogs steal Christmas? Hell yes, they did. They hijacked the holiday spirit, spiked it with a shot of adrenaline, and delivered it straight to the jugular of Pacifica's rock scene. It was a night of sweat, laughter, and enough raw sonic energy to power a thousand menorahs. If you missed it, consider yourself warned: next year, the Dogs might not just steal Christmas, they might just eat the whole damn gingerbread house.
Verdict: 5 out of 5 candy canes dipped in lighter fluid. The Durango Dogs are the antidote to your average holiday snoozefest, and this Christmas show was pure, unadulterated rock 'n' roll magic. Just remember, when Santa comes to town this year, he might be wearing a clown mask and carrying a six-string weapon. Don't say I didn't warn you.
P.S. To The David El Trio, thanks for reminding us that even amidst the rock 'n' roll chaos, there's still room for a little holiday cheer. And to the Pacifica crowd, you guys were amazing! You brought the mosh, you brought the singalongs, and you proved that Christmas ain't dead – it's just been cranked up to eleven.
Stay rockin', Ruby Riot